Smoke ;

I love smoke, totally and utterly adore it. The superficial mist of it,

they way it gets in your eyes, everything. So for smoking, why does

something so evocative, and lets face it damn effortless, have to

kill you?

Oooh gorgeous smoke and, oh, what's this ? It's

simultaneously filling the lungs with icky black tar which will build

up and give me ugly skin and could kill me. Very attractive.

Health risk aside, for some reason girls look better doing it than

males. It should be a gender specific activity.